Mom Tips #74: If you catch your son masturbating, help him! Massage your son’s penis. Cuddle his shaft between your udders. Your son is jerking off because he’s sexually pent-up, so help him by giving him a comfortable place to empty his ballsack. Hold your son’s penis close as he erupts goo up from your cleavage, painting your boobs with sperm. Your udders exist for your son. Your son will fuck your titties uncontrollably and will irreversibly fall in love with you as soon as he starts squirting baby sauce.